so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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