I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Boobs speak an international language.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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