This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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