so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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