This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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