i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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