I love black thongs
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
