So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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