she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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