Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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