Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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