we're blogging at a bar
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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