Just cropdusted the office
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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