One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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