Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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