I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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