No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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