i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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