Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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