Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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