3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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