Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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