Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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