hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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