yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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