How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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