I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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