is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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