It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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