Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i came on her dog
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All the doctor said was why
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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