And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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