your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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