have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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