found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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