I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
