My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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