At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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