I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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