How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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