are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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