That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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