How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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