her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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