Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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