Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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