Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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