the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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