how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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