I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
