Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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