I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
