Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
