I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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