I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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