Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
