Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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