i barfeds in our rink
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Help. Why am I so naked?
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