I'm really into asian looking animals
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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