Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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