i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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